[[Princess's Dreams]]

Monday, May 30, 2005

[[I'M BACK!]]

haha i realised i have been a legally old person for a very long time but this is my 1st post as an officially legally old person
been having fun doing attachment! didn't know it'll be fun! had horrid visions of scary lawyers handing me piles of work on topics i have never heard and with names i don't know how to spell... or making me draft mountains and mountains of stuff and not letting me home... NOTHING like that happened la obviously... in fact... i think i have not enough work to do... hmmmz... but going to court is TONS of fun! even my shoes have ceased being mean to me!

I want to set up TAY EMPIRE one day with Tay E Teng! and i will have to find one more TAY to rope in because soph is bringing her brother and i cannot be outnumbered or else i may suffer horribly on the Board of Directors even though i have more than the highly dangerous 25% majority SHADDUP MABELLE

ok TAY EMPIRE... ya manz.. i can see it already... in time to come.. there will be TAY TOWERS
and our logo will be everywhere on everything... and we will forever be known in history as Singapore's answer to Donald Trump with MUCH BETTER HAIR... HOI i can dream right... SHUSH

IF i set up a law firm with bikky hobsie and cheryl...

1. it will not be named after each of us because looleetaytan is too horrible to comprehend... switching our names around does not help..leelootantay? tanlootaylee? tayleetanloo? however it is.. IT SOUNDS BAD....

2. instead of dress down fridays... we will have DRESSUP fridays! which means everyday else we will dress casual

3. there will strictly be no wearing of painful horrible biting court shoes which cause Mabelle to not be able to catch up with her predominantly male co-workers in attachment when we set off for lunch, instead everyone will wear slippers, the furrier the better

4. office hours are 12 to 9, all staff to come in at 12 SHARP, dump their belongings at their respective workstations and PROMPTLY go for lunch, which is to last AT LEAST 2 hours to aid digestion and gossip, (if only court hours can be amended but then again even dreams should not foray as far)

5. recruitment -- pls enclose a 200 word CV covering everything we need to know about you and 5 COLOUR SHOTS of yourself... this is very important and we advise you to take this requirement seriously, good-looking is good, liking pink is better

6. our premises shall boast of a pantry larger than the reception area and all tea ladies or F and B Directors as they shall be called in our firm shall take lessons from this particular F and B Director from this firm one partner once did her attachment

7. partners have a free reign of the firm and are able to stop making lists or rules or regulations or blogs as and when she feels like it

8. YES all PARTNERS ARE FEMALE

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